Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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