Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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