So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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