You're my little dorito
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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