I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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