While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
