yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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