Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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