I need help removing her.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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