that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Randomize
