everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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