we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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