Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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