i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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