I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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