i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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