my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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