none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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