So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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