what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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