the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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