She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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