Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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