just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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