i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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