Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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