Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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