i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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