If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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