i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
