i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize