So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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