so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
thus making me awesome and them whores
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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