sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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