i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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