He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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