Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My life is pants optional.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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