normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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