is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i would punch a child for taco bell
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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