Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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