He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You are a genius and a whore.
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