Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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