My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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