she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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