I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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