Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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