what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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