Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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