But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
time to smoke my breakfast
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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