can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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