Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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