I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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