I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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