the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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