He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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